Greegs & Ladders - By Zack Mitchell and Danny Mendlow by Mitchell Mendlow

Author:Mitchell Mendlow
Language: eng
Format: mobi
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44th ENTRY – DATE: 337/93 – LOCATION: Grogol Prison Detention

I have been convicted of the heinous crime of ‘Unwanted Planet Creation.’ Apparently there were more than 17 witnesses who claimed I brazenly and drunkenly dumped out the contents of the cooler. While I cannot deny these claims, nor deny that there were indeed witnesses all around me, I still suspect my team members of ratting me out for the sole reason of wishing to steal my invention of the Crammington Krish Fortini, a drink that in one month has become so popular it’s being quoted as ‘the New Water.’ The robot technician George was especially interested in seeing the list of ingredients for the CKF. The CKF is not my only invention to have recently taken off. The media is saying that in the last month Earth has quadrupled in size, as well as having formed an atmosphere, an ocean and a rainforest. There is no question that Earth is rapidly evolving into a full-fledged planet. As for life-forms, evolution passed through the amoebic stage within the first week, and now there are sightings of strange and tiny wriggly creatures crawling from out of the ocean. The unexpected planet has been deemed superfluous and/or a threat to the galaxy. I do not know what will happen to me. All I know is that I’ve been allowed to keep my journal and that a piece of its blank paper is the best meal I’ve had in weeks.

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